I formed this utopia because, frankly, I can't stand most people. So I designed an area all to myself, and my dungeon child. We will live together peacefully on our very amazing island.
I started this utopia for several reasons. The first reason is, as previously stated, I can't stand the human race as a whole. They are always trying to control what you do, how you do it, and what kinds of things you should say as you do it. Now, you may be thinking, isn't that hypocritical, with you having a servant and all? Well, no, because Little Jimmy isn't really a person. He doesn't even have the part of the brain that registers pain or defiance, so I can hit him all I want and he can't do anything about it, because he doesn't want to. It's great!
But stepping away from that long tangent, I wanted to live in a place that had no restrictions, or people trying to always see what I'm doing and asking questions. I can have silence, because Jimmy can't talk. All I hear is the occasional jingle from Jimmy's collar, or the clinking of the Sprite cans as he carries them away.
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