A dictatorship

My utopia is obviously going to be a dictatorship. They are the most efficient type of governments due to the fact that I am the only one making the decisions. There is no pointless voting system, because on my island I am the only vote that matters. If anyone wants to do anything they have to talk to me. If I say no, and you still do it, then Patrice the Whale will take you into the depths of exile. Don't try and mess with me, or Patrice will mess with your lungs.