COME WORK FOR NO PAY WHATSOEVER

Hey, have you ever wanted to do manual labor? Well have you wanted to do manual labor without getting paid? Well, in most countries, that is quite illegal, but not on the Island of Little Jimmy! Here on ILJ, (Island of Little Jimmy) you can do more work than you can ever imagine, and you won't see a penny for your efforts.

Here you can pick cotton, build testaments to my good will, clean out an endless supply of Sprite, and even worship me an all my glory. If you haven't been craving that your whole life, what have you been living for?